Thursday, November 20, 2008

Guys With Insane Standards When Discussing Celebrities

So, Natalie Portman's got the body of a 11-year old boy? Same for Keira Knightley? Kate Winslet's too fat? You? You've got pockmarks and enough ass fat for six guys.

Punched.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Twilight Fans

7 showings are sold out ass to elbows in Little Rock tomorrow. Sold out for a misogynistic piece of trash.

Punched.